A man goes into a pub......(3)

Submitted by Exislanda

Monday, 20 February 2012

and he has a cat under his arm.

"Milo my cat can play the piano. If you don't believe me, he will show you. I want you all to give $20.00 down to the barman, and if Milo doesn't play a tune, then I'll give you all back $100.00."

Loads of guys handed over their $20's.

The man put Milo on the piano stool. Milo flexes his paws, then begins to play. It was Beautiful!!!

"OK you win", says the barman, handing over the dollars, "That was amazing, but I never heard the piece of music before, what was it?"

"It is called 'Birds at Dawn', and Milo wrote it himself." says our friend.

"Really!" says the bartender, "Why that was so lovely you should get it Orchestrated."

Milo ran out the door!

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