Two elderly women Mavis and Mildred were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning.
Mavis notices something peculiar about Mildred's ear and says, '"Mildred, why on earth do you have a suppository in your left ear?"
Mildred, surprised, replies, "I have a suppository in my ear?" She pulls it out and stares at it for a moment.
Blushing, she replies, "Mavis, sweetheart, thanks for letting me know.
Now I think I know where to find my missing hearing aid!"