Two elderly ladies and their Senior Memory Moment over breakfast

Submitted by Inchcock

Thursday, 23 February 2012

Two elderly women Mavis and Mildred were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning.

Mavis notices something peculiar about Mildred's ear and says, '"Mildred, why on earth do you have a suppository in your left ear?"

Mildred, surprised, replies, "I have a suppository in my ear?" She pulls it out and stares at it for a moment.

Blushing, she replies, "Mavis, sweetheart, thanks for letting me know.

Now I think I know where to find my missing hearing aid!"

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