Seven Quirks of Life: You should have realised before you tuned 40!

Submitted by Inchcock

Saturday, 18 February 2012

1
Most people deserve each other.

2
All the good ones, no matter what it is, are taken.

3
The one who snores will fall asleep first.

4
The length of a marriage is inversely proportional to the amount of money spent on the wedding.

5
If you help a relative in need, he or she will remember you the next time they are in need.

6
The probability of meeting someone you know increases greatly when you are out with someone you do not want to be seen with.

7
Toothaches always start on Friday night when the dentist's office will be closed for the weekend.


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