1
Most people deserve each other.
2
All the good ones, no matter what it is, are taken.
3
The one who snores will fall asleep first.
4
The length of a marriage is inversely proportional to the amount of money spent on the wedding.
5
If you help a relative in need, he or she will remember you the next time they are in need.
6
The probability of meeting someone you know increases greatly when you are out with someone you do not want to be seen with.
7
Toothaches always start on Friday night when the dentist's office will be closed for the weekend.
