Dead Poets Society

Submitted by IN SEINE

Wednesday, 15 February 2012

Did you read about the lady in England who was dating two poets? When they both tried to break up with her, she decided to murder them. She baked a large pastry, invited them both over, and gave them each half of the deadly sweet.

When police arrested her, later, she denied the crime and asked why she was being arrested. The inspector replied, "Madam, it appears that you have killed two bards with one scone."

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