A young man waiting for the bus ran into an old man who was carrying a rather heavy bag. Bored and curious, he chatted w/ him a bit then asked casually, "What's in the bag?"
"Magic apples!" the old fellow replied.
"Prove it!" said the young man.
"Well, besides apples, what are your favorite two fruits?" asked the old man.
"Strawberries and peaches."
The old man handed him an apple and told him to try it out. The youth took a bite and said that it tasted like a strawberry. "OK, turn it over," the old fellow said.
The youth did and took another bite and said that it tasted like a peach. The youth still wasn't convinced that they were magic apples! The old fellow told him to name something else that he liked to eat.
"I like to eat pussy!" he snapped.
The man handed him another apple and told him to try it.
He took a big bite, spit it out, wiped his mouth and exclaimed, "That tasted like shit!"
The old man smiled and said, "Turn it over."