Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "OK". "Did you get a pop-up menu?".
"No."
"OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
"No."
"OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
"Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."
