Bank on it!

Submitted by Exislanda

Tuesday, 7 February 2012

Some Irish criminals decide to rob a bank. After several days of planning, they agree on the best plan. The next day, they get to work and are able to get into the bank relatively easy. Once inside the main vault, they discover one wall is full of safety deposit boxes and start to work on them immediately. They drill and pry open the first box only to find a small container of vanilla pudding inside.

Seamus says, "Okay, well, at least we can eat it." So they eat the pudding. They drill and pry open up the second safety deposit box, and there sits another pudding. They decide to devour it as well.

Determined to find the goods, the process continues for the rest of the night until all the safety deposit boxes have been opened. They didn't find any money or jewelry in any of the boxes. Disappointed the Head Gangster says, "Well, at least they left something for us to eat!"

The next day, while listening to the news, they hear:

"Yesterday, the largest sperm bank in Dublin was robbed by an unknown group of people."

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