Two kids in hospital

Submitted by Inchcock

Friday, 10 February 2012

Did you hear about the two little kids in a hospital who were lying next to each other?

The first kid leans over and asked: "What are you in here for?"

The second kid said, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."

The first kid said: "You've got nothing to worry about, I had that done to me once. They put you to sleep and when you wake up they give you lots of Jelly and ice cream. It's a piece of cake!"

The second kid then asked, "What are you in here for?"

The first kid responded, "Well, I'm here for a circumcision."

The second kid said, "Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!"

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