Toilet Humour - Bathroom Banter

Submitted by Inchcock

Wednesday, 8 February 2012

I'm in a bar, having a few drinks, when I realise I gotta take a leak.

So I go into one of the restroom stalls, and moments later, the guy in the next stall, says "Hi. How's it going?"

So, I go "Uhhh, all right."

A couple of seconds later he says, "What are ya doing tonight?"

So, naturally I replied, "Just having' a couple of beers, and then I'm going home."

The next thing he says is, "Listen, I'll call you back later. There's an idiot in the next stall, answering everything I say!"

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