Nigel and Stephen, are keen fishermen and wine drinkers. Out on the lake while on holiday, with their wives, in Poitou-Charente, France, last year, slurping a large Bordeaux Supérieur.
Nigel announces, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife, she hasn't spoken to me in eighteen months."
Stephen downs his glass of the red wine thoughtfully and after a while responds, "Think it over a bit more, Nigel. Women like that are hard to find."