Mother goes to benefits office to register for child benefit.The official asks her the names of the 10 children who accompany her. She answers: "That one is John, the 2 over there, they're John, the 3 there, John, the other 4, John". "Don't you get confused with the names?" asks the office person. "No, I just use their second names" she replies.
Submitted by jeremy griffiths
Monday, 2 January 2012