Didn't you notice

Submitted by j.w.

Friday, 16 December 2011

Wife - Haven't you noticed something about the room?
Husband - No
W - The Cat
H - I didn't know we had a cat.
W - The China Cat
H - I thought it was a Siamese
Wife (with venom) - Something around its neck
H - Oh Yes! The lovely, beautiful, superb Christmas decoration around his neck
W - Sarcastic bastard. You don't notice anything
H - I know. I could be dead for a week and not notice
W - Well, I would!
H - No more Dead Pan Humour
W - We would have reached a Dead End.
H -I would have reached the end but I wouldn't have noticed so I could go on supporting West Ham
W - That should finally kill you off!

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