Horse walks into a bar. The barman looks at him and says "gee, its great to see your face. How long is it since you been here?" Horse replies "not since I won the Kentucky Derby." "Well it feels longer than that" answers the barman. At that the horse defecates all over the bar floor. "What was that for?" the barman enquires. "You really give me the shits" says the horse.
Submitted by whatinthe world
Monday, 5 December 2011