16 Things Women Should Know About Men

Submitted by Inchcock

Friday, 9 December 2011

1. If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach - you're aiming to high.

2. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

3. The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you've got sick of him.

4. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probaly lies about other things too.

5. A woman's work that is never done, is the stuff she asked her husband to do.

6. If you want a nice man go for a bald one - they try harder.

7. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

8. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - "don't" and "stop" (but not used together).

9. Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.

10. Definition of a man with manners - he gets out of the bath to pee.

11. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he is one.

12. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men - a women.

13. There are a lot of words you can use to describe men - strong, caring, loving - they'd be wrong but you could still use them!

14. Men are like animals - messy, insensitive and potentially violent - but they make great pets!

15. Mens brains are like the prison system - not enough cells per man.

16. Husbands are like children - they're fine if they're someone else's.

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