Top 10 rejection lines given by women (and what they mean - men take note!)

Submitted by Inchcock

Thursday, 8 December 2011

10. I think of you as a brother.
Meaning: You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in 'Deliverance.'

9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
Meaning: I don't want to screw my dad!

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
Meaning: You are the ugliest git I've ever laid eyes on!

7. My life is too complicated right now.
Meaning: I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing!

6. I've got a boyfriend.
Meaning: I prefer my male cat and a bar of Galaxy chocolate!

5. I don't date men where I work.
Meaning: I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building!

4. It's not you, it's me.
Meaning: It's you!

3. I'm concentrating on my career.
Meaning: Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you!

2. I'm celibate.
Meaning: I've sworn off only the men like you!

1. Let's be friends.
Meaning: I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's the male perspective thing!

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