Submitted by Inchcock

Monday, 5 December 2011

Consciousness: - the time between naps.

Accountant: - someone you hire to explain that you didn't make the money you did.

Wedding: - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.

Justice: - a decision in your favour.

Paradox: - two physicians.

Court of law: - the place where a suit is pressed and a man can be taken to the cleaners.

Flattery: - an insult in gift wrapping.

Alimony: - the cost of loving.

Capitalism: - the survival of the fattest.

Oboe: An ill woodwind that no-one blows good.

Impeccable: having immunity to woodpeckers.

Nepotist: A Politician.

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