Online Life vs Real Life Reality Check

Submitted by alassandra2000

Tuesday, 29 November 2011

Husband says to Wife: "I just don't understand why you are always on the computer all the time."
Wife replies: "I have an entire life going on online. It is hard work keeping up with it all."
Husband: "Then I think that we should get a divorce."
Wife: "Why on earth would you say that?"
Husband: "Because that way, you can marry your computer, and the two of you can live happily ever after, without me constantly getting in the way of that happiness."
The wife types a few lines on, then turns the computer off and turns back to the husband and says: "I don't want us to get a divorce."
Husband: "What did you do?"
Wife: "I euthanized my online character. It was getting old, anyway. Now, what did you want us to go and do together?"

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