Smoker on the park bench (Good Oldie this one)

Submitted by Inchcock

Wednesday, 30 November 2011

A woman walked up to a withered looking little old man sat contentedly on a park bench smoking his cigarette.

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said.

"What's your secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said.

"I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

"That's amazing," said the woman, "how old are you?"

"Twenty-six," he said.


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