A woman is walking down the street when she sees an advert in the shop window which reads, "Good Home Wanted for Clitoris Licking Frog."
The woman can't believe the advert, but goes in to ask.
There is a short, plump, hearings aids wearing elderly bloke behind the counter.
She walks in and asks him, "I've come about the Clitoris Licking Frog."
The old guy smiles and replies, "Oui, Madame."