Good Oldie - The Farm Labourer & the Rolls Royce

Submitted by Inchcock

Wednesday, 16 November 2011

A farm labourer down at the local pub is sitting outside enjoying a half pint of ale when a Rolls Royce parks right by him and a cheauffeur gets out and opens the door.

From the back of the car a well dressed guy appears and sits at the table next to the labourer and the cheauffeur goes in and orders the drinks.

While he is waiting the rich guy says "Hmmm lovely weather isnt it"? and the farm labourer says "Argh, right good weather for a drive I expect, any ow - how did you get 'old of such a beautiful motor as thart un if you dont mind such a question"?

The rich guy replied "Oh I've worked for Cunard all my life and now I'm on the board of the accounts department!"

The labourer goes "Argh, well I've worked fucken 'ard all my life anall, but I don't get nobody givin' me such a motor!"

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