Herman Cain Disses Suicide Bombers

Submitted by Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

Saturday, 12 November 2011

In a recent radio interview, "Spermin' Herman" Cain stated, "I don't understand suicide bombers. Kill yourself over some punanny? And the things is, you have no idea if the 72 virgins are really chaste, if they're fat, ugly or what. Why waste time? My candidacy is the real bomb and raises the question, 'Why blow yourself up for 72 irgins when you can force four un-virginal underlings to blow you?'"

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