Unprofessional Conduct

Submitted by IN SEINE

Monday, 14 November 2011

When the young assistant to the funeral director fell madly in love with a young member of an even older profession, they began to ride together in the lead car of each funeral procession, ahead of the vehicle containing the mortal remains.

As soon as the director found out, he immediately fired the young man, explaining that "We cannot tolerate putting the tart before the hearse!"

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