Selection of Football Jokes (7)

Submitted by Inchcock

Thursday, 3 November 2011

England - Fabio Capello
The England squad, led by Fabio Capello, will today visit a poor South African orphanage.

"We are happy to put a smile on the faces of ones with so little hope" ....said the orphans!

Wayne Rooney
Wayne Rooney has agreed to do a lot for Charity.

And her sister Verity and her sister Felicity!

Fabio Capello
Fabio Capello rang Vicente del Bosque, the World Cup winning Spanish team manager. and asked him how to improve his training methods to create a winning team.

Vincente replied: "Position dustbins around the pitch and get your players to pass the ball between them, dribble round them, chip the ball over them and so on, it'll improve all round ball control".

An hour later, Vincente's phone rings again.

"It's Fabio, the dustbins are winning 3-1. What do I do now?"

Steven Gerrard
Steven Gerrard has been described as a serial womaniser, brawler and drinker.

Why then, is he not in the England team with the other womanisers, brawlers and drinkers?

English fans today petitioned for a new coach.

The FA agreed to getting a new Volvo 45 seater!

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