Selection of Football Jokes (6)

Submitted by Inchcock

Thursday, 3 November 2011

Liverpool's new owners have announced they will rename the team, to give a more appropriate American feel, the current front runner is the 'Hub Cap Steelers' in a similar move the stadium is set to be called the 'San Giro'

Wigan Athletic
I saw Roberto Martínez in the car twenty minutes ago.

He was doing around 140 mph the wrong way up a one way street with a can of beer in one hand, smoking a spiffy and beeping his horn.

That man will do anything to get three points nowadays!

Wayne Rooney
Manchester United players having an 80s themed night party at Old Trafford.

One player arrives in an old American Cadillac.

Another in an old Z-car type Ford Zodiac.

Wayne Rooney came in an Escort (No doubt turbocharged)!

Fabio Capello - England
OXO are bringing out a special England stock cube.

Which will be white with a red cross on it.

They're calling it a laughing stock.

Enough is enough - It's time to ban that awful football at vuvuzela concerts!

Closet England Fan
The wife came home early and nearly caught me watching England, luckily I managed to put some porn on and get my c*ck out - embarrassment avoided!

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