A Gambling Problem

Submitted by IN SEINE

Monday, 7 November 2011

Harry was sitting at the blackjack table distressed and wondering what he was even doing there. Just then, he remembered seeing a sign in the casino that read, "If you have a gambling problem, call 1 - 800 - GAMBLER."

Harry pulled out his cell phone and made the call.

"Hello?" the person on the other end answered.

Harry replied, "I have a gambling problem."

"It is good you called," the voice on the other end said.

"I want to acknowledge you for taking a step in the right direction. Now, let's get a bit more specific about your problem."

"Okay." Harry answered, "I have an ace and a six. The dealer has a seven. What do I do?"

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