A blonde woman calls her local dairy and asks them to deliver her enough milk to fill up a bath tub, so that she can bathe in it.
The milk man on the phone asks, "Do you want the milk pasteurized?"
"No, thanks," she answers, "just up to my boobs."
The Blonde and the Milk Bath
Submitted by Stefano M. Stefano
Sunday, 30 October 2011