Jack and a girl we'll call Jill
Went out drinking and both had their fill
What followed was X-rated
But their lust, it was sated
In an orgasmic but short-lived cheap thrill.
But what happened was a bit of a bugger
'Cos there was a tiny little hole in the rubber
And some months down the track
One of Jack's sperm came right back
Now he pays maintenance for a boy they call Bubba
