Herman Cain Already Has Presidential Plans For Certain Individuals

Submitted by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 19 October 2011

GOP black candidate Herman Cain was asked what's the first thing he would do if he was elected president.

He smiled like the Harlem cat that swallowed the Long Island canary and said, "Well, if truth be told, da fust thang I'd do would be ta deport dat racist white cracker Bill Maher to da biggest cannibal village in Zimbabwe."


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