In the old soviet union, three workers find themselves locked up, and they ask each other what they're in for.
The first man says: "I was always ten minutes late to work, so I was accused of sabotage."
The second man says: "I was always ten minutes early to work, so I was accused of espionage."The third man says:
"I always got to work on time, so I was accused of having a Western watch."