Police and Others Make Their Own Signs For Protesters

Submitted by alassandra2000

Wednesday, 12 October 2011

Mayor: "You may protest anywhere that you like...but only if you have the proper permits."

Police: "Protesters, take heed. If you fail to allow us to violate your civil rights, we will sue you, but only after we beat the heack out of you. Consider yourselves warned."

Bankers: "You need to be nicer to us. After all, you could need a loan or credit card from us someday, and at least we won't take out your knee caps if you can't pay."

The Soda Companies: "The phosphoric acid and aspartame that we place in regular and diet sodas are not corrosive to your intestines and other body parts, and they do not embalm you while you are still alive. No matter what any scientist ever tries to tell you. After all, are you really going to believe a bunch of guys that can't even decide if Pluto is a planet or not?"

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