Sarah "Polar Bear Balls" Palin Says That She Is Already Bored

Submitted by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 11 October 2011

Sarah Palin has decided not to run for president in 2012 due to all of the negative things that were printed about her in her next-door neighbor Jebediah McGillicuddy's book.

Palin has made it known that she is already bored and she is seriously thinking about participating in the next edition of Dancing With The Stars.

"Snowflake" Palin says that she would love to be paired with professional dancer Maksim Chmerkovskiy since he is from Russia and as everyone knows she can see Russia from her home in Wasilla, Alaska.

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