Once there were three turtles. One day they decided to go on
When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the soda.
The youngest turtle said he would go home and get it if they
wouldn't eat the sandwiches until he got back.
A week went by, then a month, finally a year, and finally
one turtle said, "Oh, come on, let's eat the sandwiches."
Suddenly the little turtle popped up from behind a rock and
said, "If you do, I won't go!"