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You have ever loaded a drawer up with so much ammo that you can't open it
When someone asks how many guns you have, you have to think about it for a minute
You have ever bought ammo in a caliber that none of your guns fire
The guns you took to the range cost more then your car
You carry a different gun every day of the week
Whenever you can't decide which gun to get, you get both
You take so many guns to the range and don't shoot half of them
You have an extra room in your house just for ammo and guns
Your internet home page is set to a firearms related webpage.
You count the number of bullets that people shoot in a movie and then scream a top of your lungs BULLSH**!!! when a guy using a revover mows down a battalion of criminals without reloading
You know more about the Constitution than your lawyer.
Your wife leaves you and you don't mind. Your dog gets run over by a truck and you barely flinch. But you accidentally drop your favourite gun, gets scratched and you cry a river
If you end up with more holster than Imelda Marcos had shoes
If you can field strip any firearm you own hanging upside down and blindfolded
If you have ever bought a gun to fill an old holster someone gave you
If you have ever bought a gun to shoot up a half-filled 20-round box of ammo someone gave you, because you didn't have a rifle in that caliber yet. Ditto for when someone gives you an old set of reloading dies in some obscure caliber
If you have ever accidentally run a pocket pistol through the wash and spin cycles, still in your pants pocket.
If you do not own a single fabric-based item (clothing, bags or suitcases) that does NOT set off the explosives trace detector at the airport.
If you have ever bought a gun that is identical to TWO you already own, because the first two are out-of-production NIB examples and you can't bring yourself to shoot them.
When buying something with pocket change, you have to pick the dimes and quarters out of a handful of loose ammo
If you regularly find guns around the house and in far corners of the safe that you have no memory of buying ... and such discoveries no longer surprise you.
If you have ever busted a spring on your car from piling too much ammo in the trunk on the way to a shoot
For you NFA junkies: You know the birthday of your BATF examiner, even though you can't remember your wife's
If you have ever researched a firearm you own to find out the date it was manufactured ... and then thrown a birthday party for it
If you go to WalMart for back-to-school supplies, then must explain to your wife why that includes 1k of 9mm Win white box.
If your dog is "Dog" and your cat is "Cat," but each of your guns has a name. (Well, at least the guns you're closest to -- ya know, the ones you've bonded with.)
When you say "Damn ! That is a sexy looking piece!", your wife knows you are not looking at another woman
If the cops have ever called Homeland Security after pulling you over
When the local gunshop needs an obscure magazine, they call you
If you have more holsters then pants
If you regularly just sit and stare at your guns for a while, and the rest of your family doesn't find this strange
If you can actually take a nap in a gun range
If you felt a knot in your stomach when they showed US Soldiers destroying a cache of brand spanking new AK-74 on the news.
If you build a portable reloading system so you can reload in the family room and not miss your favourite tv-show
If the local SWAT teams stop by your house for guns and ammo before heading out to the big bust!
