You Might Be Considered A Gun Nut if...

Submitted by Inchcock

Sunday, 2 October 2011

You Might Be A GUN NUT if.....


You have ever loaded a drawer up with so much ammo that you can't open it

When someone asks how many guns you have, you have to think about it for a minute

You have ever bought ammo in a caliber that none of your guns fire

The guns you took to the range cost more then your car

You carry a different gun every day of the week

Whenever you can't decide which gun to get, you get both

You take so many guns to the range and don't shoot half of them

You have an extra room in your house just for ammo and guns

Your internet home page is set to a firearms related webpage.

You count the number of bullets that people shoot in a movie and then scream a top of your lungs BULLSH**!!! when a guy using a revover mows down a battalion of criminals without reloading

You know more about the Constitution than your lawyer.

Your wife leaves you and you don't mind. Your dog gets run over by a truck and you barely flinch. But you accidentally drop your favourite gun, gets scratched and you cry a river

If you end up with more holster than Imelda Marcos had shoes

If you can field strip any firearm you own hanging upside down and blindfolded

If you have ever bought a gun to fill an old holster someone gave you

If you have ever bought a gun to shoot up a half-filled 20-round box of ammo someone gave you, because you didn't have a rifle in that caliber yet. Ditto for when someone gives you an old set of reloading dies in some obscure caliber

If you have ever accidentally run a pocket pistol through the wash and spin cycles, still in your pants pocket.

If you do not own a single fabric-based item (clothing, bags or suitcases) that does NOT set off the explosives trace detector at the airport.

If you have ever bought a gun that is identical to TWO you already own, because the first two are out-of-production NIB examples and you can't bring yourself to shoot them.

When buying something with pocket change, you have to pick the dimes and quarters out of a handful of loose ammo

If you regularly find guns around the house and in far corners of the safe that you have no memory of buying ... and such discoveries no longer surprise you.

If you have ever busted a spring on your car from piling too much ammo in the trunk on the way to a shoot

For you NFA junkies: You know the birthday of your BATF examiner, even though you can't remember your wife's

If you have ever researched a firearm you own to find out the date it was manufactured ... and then thrown a birthday party for it

If you go to WalMart for back-to-school supplies, then must explain to your wife why that includes 1k of 9mm Win white box.

If your dog is "Dog" and your cat is "Cat," but each of your guns has a name. (Well, at least the guns you're closest to -- ya know, the ones you've bonded with.)

When you say "Damn ! That is a sexy looking piece!", your wife knows you are not looking at another woman

If the cops have ever called Homeland Security after pulling you over

When the local gunshop needs an obscure magazine, they call you

If you have more holsters then pants

If you regularly just sit and stare at your guns for a while, and the rest of your family doesn't find this strange

If you can actually take a nap in a gun range

If you felt a knot in your stomach when they showed US Soldiers destroying a cache of brand spanking new AK-74 on the news.

If you build a portable reloading system so you can reload in the family room and not miss your favourite tv-show

If the local SWAT teams stop by your house for guns and ammo before heading out to the big bust!

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