I managed to break my little finger. The annoying girl in the office, the one who irritates everyone (we call her thrush) asked me how I did it. I said 'furiously masterbating over your Facebook photos' Rather than being disgusted she said 'Really? which one?' to which I replied 'That one of you at the airport leaving for your Holiday, I was fantasising you weren't coming back'
Submitted by Marc A Cutler
Friday, 26 August 2011