Ten Funny Sports Quotes/Answers - (Part One of Three)

Submitted by Inchcock

Monday, 8 August 2011

"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious."
Charles Shackleford

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious"
Alan Minter

"Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points, they almost always win."
Doug Collins

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father"
Greg Norman

"Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical."
Yogi Berra

"I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators".
Gerald R. Ford

7)Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Jack Benny

"Chile have three options - they could win or they could lose."
Kevin Keegan

"I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona."
Mark Draper

"He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces".
Ron Atkinson

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