Selection of Political Jokes

Submitted by Inchcock

Monday, 8 August 2011

Do not argue with a Politician.
He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Light travels faster than sound.
This is why Politicians appear bright until you hear them speak
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Politicians and nappies (diapers) have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.
On the Prime Minsters desk, he has a work station..

A Politician with a clear conscience is usually the sign of one with a bad memory.


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