Do not argue with a Politician.
He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Light travels faster than sound.
This is why Politicians appear bright until you hear them speak.
Politicians and nappies (diapers) have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.
On the Prime Minsters desk, he has a work station..
A Politician with a clear conscience is usually the sign of one with a bad memory.