What will the neighbors say?

Submitted by j.w.

Saturday, 30 July 2011

Distressed elderly woman: Officer that is my husband in the road.
PC Oh dear and so near the neighbours can see.
Just look at his dirty pants!
Don't worry my dear, that is oil from the car.
But his hair is so untidy.
That is where it was burnt.
Just look at his feet! He hasn't cut his nails in years.
Oh my goodness! Put something over them so no one can see.

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