Tai Chi is the ancient martial art of using a hand dryer.
Kendo is the ancient martial art of making Keneth work.
Jujitsu is the ancient martial art of being shaken by the kosher.
Soduko is the ancient martial art of banging your head on a brick wall.
Feng Sushi is the ancient martial art of arranging raw fish on a plate.
Aikido is the ancient martial art of agreeing with your children.
Judo is the ancient martial art of learning to fall over.
Sumo is the ancient martial art of eating some more.
