Death bed wish

Submitted by Inchcock

Tuesday, 19 July 2011

The old magnate was on his death bed, as his last request he asked to be alone with his lawyer, doctor, and priest.

"I know I am going to die" he said " and I would like to take my money with me, so I am going to give each of you £250,000 cash, and I want you to each make sure the money gets into my coffin."

It was a few days after the funeral when the priest over flowing with guilt finally confided to the other two that he only put £200,000 back.

"I'm glad you brought it up" said the doctor, "because I have also been feeling guilty, I only put £100,000 back."

"You people should be ashamed of yourselves" stormed the lawyer "stealing money like that, am I the only honest person here? Here look at this" he said pulling out his check book, "look I wrote out a cheque for the full £250,000!"

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