Drunk as a skunk

Submitted by IN SEINE

Thursday, 14 April 2011

A rather inebriated fellow approached a really sweet, pretty
girl in a singles bar.

"Hello Dahlink, how would you like to spend the night with me?" he says.

"Don't waste your time. I'd never go out with a perfect stranger."

"It seems we're both in luck. I'm far from perfect."

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