A Dodgy Customer

Submitted by IN SEINE

Wednesday, 9 March 2011

Paul walked into Skeeter's Pub about 7PM, just a few minutes past the time he showed up three or four times a week. "What'll it be tonight, Paul?"

"Bottle of Sam Adams, please, Skeeter."

"I had Adams on tap last night and you ordered a bottle of Guinness. Last week I had Guinness on tap and you ordered a bottle of Foster's. Last month I had Foster's on tap -- you wanted Beck's. Too bad at your young age you'll never be able to run for public office."

Paul shrugged. "How so?"

"Because you've spent the last year and a half avoiding the draft."

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