Submitted by IN SEINE

Friday, 4 March 2011

A new Kelly wife, who had conceived, was in her 9th month of pregnancy. She knew it was just a matter of time until she would be going into labor.

That evening, just after supper, her husband received a phone call from his boss.

"Kelly, we need you to make a three-day trip to California. Meet me at the airport at 6:30 tonight. I'll have all the other material for you to take along with you."

Immediately after he hung up the phone, he explained to his very pregnant wife that he had to go to the West Coast.

"I apologize, but I'm afraid if you go into labour, I won't be here to help you in the delivery room."

"But honey," she replied, "the only way our obstetrician will work is with both parties there."

"Hell with him," replied Kelly. "I got a better idea in mind for that, and we will save about forty thousand dollars."

"OH?" the young thang asked, "And what is your money-saving brainstorm this time gonna be?"

The husband replied, "Try this. It is a 4-step arrangement.

1. You go into labor. Since this is your first child, you know it will not be quick.

2. You call and order a pizza. Hell, tell 'em you want it with everything on it!

3. When the driver gets here with the pizza, hand him a $20 bill.

4. You grab him by the arm, and pull him inside the house and lock the door."

"Oh brother!" the wife replied. "This has got to be the most hairbrained scheme I heard in my life! What good will ordering a pizza do?"
"Turn your brains on," Kelly replied. "Haven't you ever heard the phrase, 'Domino's Pizza Delivers?' Well, make 'em deliver!"

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