A tourist from Texas is in a taxi being shown around London.
'What's that building there?' he asks the driver.
'That's The Tower Of London Sir,'
'Hellfire. We'd put something like that up in two weeks back home' said the Texan.
A minute later he asks the taxi driver again,'What's that building?'
'That's Buckingham Palace sir.'
'We'd knock that up in a week in Texas,' brags our man.
The next historic building in the tour is Westminster Abbey.
'What's that Building there,' he asks.
The taxi driver says,quick as a flash,'Bloody Hell, I've no idea, that wasn't there this morning!'