You Know What I Really Hate?

Submitted by Bureau

Thursday, 17 February 2011

You know what I really hate? Those people who make up a list of their plans to kill people with my name at the top of the list. I hate that.

No wonder the newspapers are going broke. Every day outside where I work, I see one old guy wearing three sets of clothes put three quarters into the automatic newsstand outside the door and grab up 50 newspapers to take back to his friends on the park benches for tonight's blankets.

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