Dear Facebook:
Why are the only two choices for 'Interested In' Women or Men? How about a button for 'pizza' or 'frottage', or 'winning the lottery', or 'natural hair restoration', or 'legalizing Vicodin for recreational use' or 'sending Robert Pattison to Saturn' or 'discovering the world's largest oil reserve in my backyard' or 'understanding why Eve is portrayed in medieval frescoes as having a belly-button?'
D-cks.
