Can't Have Your Cake And Eat It

Submitted by Mr Goster

Sunday, 6 February 2011

Two eskimos were sat in their kayak on a freezing cold afternoon.They wondered what they could do to warm themselves up and made the decision to set fire to their boat.The boat quite rightly sank so it just goes to prove that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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