A Hunting Accident

Submitted by IN SEINE

Saturday, 30 October 2010

A guy goes hunting, when a gust of wind blew his gun over and it shot him in the genitals.

Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by the doctor.

"Well I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage and we were able to remove all of the buckshot."

"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.

"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your penis which left quite a few holes in it. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister."

"Well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"

Not exactly," answered the doctor. "She's a flute player in the Newcastle Symphony Orchestra. She'll teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye."

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