Can't Help It If I'm Not Catholic

Submitted by Bureau

Tuesday, 26 October 2010

Since I'm not a Catholic, I can't go to a priest and confess to him my sexual sins.

So that's why I pick a telephone number at random and tell the person who answers all that I've been up to.

That's my answer, Judge, and I'm sticking to it!

-Harry Rump

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