Wife: Did you lose weight....

Submitted by anthonyrosania

Sunday, 24 October 2010

Wife: Did you lose weight?
Me: I lost 5 lbs.
Wife: You're on a diet?
Me: No, my favorite fork was is in the dishwasher.

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