Wife: Did you lose weight?
Me: I lost 5 lbs.
Wife: You're on a diet?
Me: No, my favorite fork was is in the dishwasher.
Wife: Did you lose weight....
Submitted by anthonyrosania
Sunday, 24 October 2010
Sunday, 24 October 2010
Wife: Did you lose weight?
Me: I lost 5 lbs.
Wife: You're on a diet?
Me: No, my favorite fork was is in the dishwasher.
