Our Defences are Down

Submitted by j.w.

Tuesday, 19 October 2010

Men in pub in Portsmouth

Absolute disgrace. I never thought the Tories would be attacking the armed services.

They've got to deal with this terrible deficit.

But not by making the country defenceless.

You're going too far.

Even that Hilary Clinton's been on about it.

What a cheek. The whole financial crisis was due to them.

I thought it was Labour's bloody mess.

That was after the Americans landed us in the shit.

But this has left our Queen in danger.

How's that?

She has her enemies in foreign lands and we will not be able to stop them. Our Defences are Down!

She has Philip and Charles to call upon and those lads William and Harry.

I think it's a plot.

How do you mean?

It's obvious. The Americans want to take us over.

They did that after the last war.

So our Defences are for them?

Yes. It's that special relationship.

Like I have with my wife?

Sort of. But is your wife always on top of you.

I'm not some kind of pervert.

That's a special relationship not a perverted one.

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